I recently read an article about the best ever product jingles. I thought many of them would fit Brass's sense of humor perfectly. So the challenge is to write a fic that includes at least five of these jingles Just note that your story is a response to the challenge so I can look for it
“Lift and separate.”
"Oscar Meyer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a.”
“I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener…”
“A little dab will do ya…”
“See the USA in your Chevrolet…”
“Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don’t”
“Nothin’ says lovin’ like something from the oven.”
“Double your pleasure, double your fun…”
“You deserve a break today
“Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee”
“Plop, plop, Fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is…”
“Like a good neighbor…”
“Give that man a blue ribbon”
