If you haven't yet taken the trouble to access the Broom Cupboard (and if you're not old enough yet, please be patient - it's worth waiting for), get off your ass and send your prescriptions to Meg or Beaujolais. Because the Links to Fics posted there by Beaujolais and Wiccagirl are absolutely awesome works of art, and if you don't find the time to read them, you are missing out on a jewel of an experience. These girls know Brass, they play him with everything their minds have up their sleeves, and they leave the reader wondering only when the next slice of pornipizza is going to show up. Wiccagirl even takes you to him first-person, so you become Catherine and feel everything - yes,
everything - first-hand. No getting out of that once you're in! And Beaujolais demonstrates her practised sensitivity for his totally delectable character, giving her novel a polished edge over any other piece of work I've ever read.
Get out your gun, Annie, and have a ball.

It isn't always hard work that does the job.
No matter where I am, no matter what I am doing, I honestly think you are there, even when you're not.